Saturday, 30 January 2010

Carry On Tuesday # 38

A few more quotes from Martin H. Fischer

~ The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals ~

~ A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines. ~

~ Life goes faster on protein

~ Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion. ~

~ Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs. ~

~ The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils..

~ Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.

~ Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.

~ Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic - they are pus

~ The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation. 

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